moyaofthemist answered: Awwwwwww, cuuuties! New ship alert!
They seem to be the only two who know what they’re doing.
moyaofthemist asked: Dear moyaofthemist (because I can't help but be curious)
Dear Moya,
You have impeccable taste in webcomics ;)
But seriously, you are a sweet person with a big heart. You are friendly, generous, creavtive, and stronger than you think. You’ve been through, and are still going through, some tough shit. It ain’t easy. And it won’t get easy, because life isn’t like that. If life were easy, it would be no fun. But I refuse to believe that it won’t get better. You have too much talent, too much heart and soul, for your life to be wasted. I hope you can continue writing and doing what you love. And if you need any help, with anything at all, I’ll do what I can to help.
moyaofthemist asked: Dear past me,
Dear past me,
Don’t listen to them. That is the best advice I can offer you at this point. You’re not a terrible person, you’re not ugly, and your weirdness will one day become one of your defining features. But in a good way. You’ll never stop being depressed. That doesn’t go away. But someday you’ll learn to deal with it on your own without the help of certain fermented substances. Someday you’ll ditch all the assholes and realize that your dad was wrong about everything; about you never being able to find a husband because you’re weird and lazy, about you needing to lose weight, about you not being talented enough to do what you want to do… about just about everything. You’ll never have a lot of friends or boyfriends, but the relationships you do have will be deep and meaningful. And most importantly, you’re not alone. You just haven’t discovered the internet yet ;)
moyaofthemist asked: Dear future me,
Dear future me,
You had better either be an accomplished webcomicker or one of the Doctor’s companions or else I’ll be very disappointed. I hope you didn’t sit around and do nothing with your life or go back to the old prozac-and-vodka diet again. If you did that I’m going to be so pissed.
moyaofthemist asked: Dear Santa,
Dear Santa,
You were pretty fucking awesome in Rise of the Guardians.
That is all.
moyaofthemist asked: Dear *anyone*,
Dear Cat,
No cat, I just fed you. You are on a strict diet because you’re overweight, you know this. No cat, you cannot be on my lap while I’m working. No cat, you can’t go outside and kill birds. The birds are happy and pretty and they’re not bothering anyone.
No cat, I’m not making anything that has meat in it, sod off. See cat? It’s mushrooms. You don’t like mushrooms, go away. Just because there has been meat before does not mean there is meat now.
Cat what are you doing? You are being extremely cute right now on purpose so that I’ll give you treats, aren’t you? Well, it won’t work. Heather gives you too many treats. No stop. Aw, shit, that’s really cute. Alright here. Now go away and let me make dinner.
moyaofthemist asked: Dear best friend,
Dear Ellvix,
Just because you’re my husband doesn’t mean you can’t be my best friend. As you know, I have never really had friends. It has always been hard for me to connect with people because they always seem to end up hating me for some reason; because I’m forgetful, because I’m overly-enthusiastic about things they don’t care about, because I can’t connect with them about things they’re interested in. You’re the only person in my life who has put up with me for so long. You listen to me talk about books and history and sci-fi crap, you cheer me up when I’m hopelessly depressed. You help me dye my hair. You work AND clean the house because you know I’ll forget to do it. You put up with so much from me, and it doesn’t seem to bother you. So thanks for being my husband, and also my best friend. I love you.
moyaofthemist asked: Dear person I like,
Dear Zoeya Proasheck of the Yogscast,
You’re awesome. Your videos never fail to make me smile when I’ve had a crummy day. Your combination of juvenile sweetness, ability to laugh at yourself, and kick-assery makes you one of my favorite youtubers. I admire how unabashed you are about your sexuality, but mostly I like you for you. You are extremely you even in the face of criticism, and I think that’s awesome. You’re awesome.
Byyye<3
I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear girlfriend,
Dear boyfriend,
Dear [insert URL here],
(Source: wishtoconfess)
